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Fortune: 61 - 70 of 150 from Linux Kids

Linux Kids:  61 of 150

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
                -- Nora Ephron, "Heartburn"
Linux Kids:  62 of 150

If the very old will remember, the very young will listen.
                -- Chief Dan George
Linux Kids:  63 of 150

If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.
                -- Bette Davis
Linux Kids:  64 of 150

If your mother knew what you're doing, she'd probably hang her head and cry.
Linux Kids:  65 of 150

Insanity is hereditary.  You get it from your kids.
Linux Kids:  66 of 150

It is better to remain childless than to father an orphan.
Linux Kids:  67 of 150

It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start life as children.
                -- Kingsley Amis
Linux Kids:  68 of 150

It is so soon that I am done for, I wonder what I was begun for.
                -- Epitaph, Cheltenham Churchyard
Linux Kids:  69 of 150

It must have been some unmarried fool that said "A child can ask questions
that a wise man cannot answer"; because, in any decent house, a brat that
starts asking questions is promptly packed off to bed.
                -- Arthur Binstead
Linux Kids:  70 of 150

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.
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