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Linux Law:  137 of 202

Judges, as a class, display, in the matter of arranging alimony, that
reckless generosity which is found only in men who are giving away
someone else's cash.
                -- P.G. Wodehouse, "Louder and Funnier"
 
Linux Law:  138 of 202

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to
twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
 
Linux Law:  139 of 202

Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to
wear tail lights.
 
Linux Law:  140 of 202

Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through
any of its streets.
 
Linux Law:  141 of 202

Know how to save 5 drowning lawyers?

-- No?

GOOD!
 
Linux Law:  142 of 202

Laws are like sausages.  It's better not to see them being made.
                -- Otto von Bismarck
 
Linux Law:  143 of 202

Legislation proposed in the Illinois State Legislature, May, 1907:
        "Speed upon county roads will be limited to ten miles an hour
unless the motorist sees a bailiff who does not appear to have had a
drink in 30 days, when the driver will be permitted to make what he can."
 
Linux Law:  144 of 202

Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and order.
 
Linux Law:  145 of 202

Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick
your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as
Mental Anguish.  You would sue:

* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions
  section that says you should never never never ever stick you hand
  into the toaster, the statement "Not even if your wedding ring falls
  in there".

* The store where you bought the toaster, for selling it to an obvious
  cretin like yourself.

* Union Carbide Corporation, which is not directly responsible in this
  case, but which is feeling so guilty that it would probably send you
  a large cash settlement anyway.
                -- Dave Barry
 
Linux Law:  146 of 202

... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible, and legally ...
impeccable!
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