| Linux Computers: 358 of 1023 |
If a 6600 used paper tape instead of core memory, it would use up tape
at about 30 miles/second.
-- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming
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| Linux Computers: 359 of 1023 |
If a group of _N persons implements a COBOL compiler, there will be _N-1
passes. Someone in the group has to be the manager.
-- T. Cheatham
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| Linux Computers: 360 of 1023 |
If a listener nods his head when you're explaining your program, wake him up.
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| Linux Computers: 361 of 1023 |
If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?
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| Linux Computers: 362 of 1023 |
If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever
to get a "fix" of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude
that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine.
-- Rob Stampfli
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| Linux Computers: 363 of 1023 |
If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.
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| Linux Computers: 364 of 1023 |
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
then the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
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| Linux Computers: 365 of 1023 |
If computers take over (which seems to be their natural tendency), it will
serve us right.
-- Alistair Cooke
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| Linux Computers: 366 of 1023 |
If God had a beard, he'd be a UNIX programmer.
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| Linux Computers: 367 of 1023 |
If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports.
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