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Fortune: 81 - 90 of 202 from Linux Law

Linux Law:  81 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q.  Were you aquainted with the deceased?
A.  Yes, sir.
Q.  Before or after he died?
 
Linux Law:  82 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q.  What is your brother-in-law's name?
A.  Borofkin.
Q.  What's his first name?
A.  I can't remember.
Q.  He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first
    name?
A.  No.  I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness chair and
    pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God's sake, tell them your first
    name!
 
Linux Law:  83 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: (Showing man picture.) That's you?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?
 
Linux Law:  84 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: ...and what did he do then?
A: He came home, and next morning he was dead.
Q: So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?
 
Linux Law:  85 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: ...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial
   instead of an attempted murder trial?
A: The victim lived.
 
Linux Law:  86 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
A: Yes, I have been since early childhood.
 
Linux Law:  87 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
 
Linux Law:  88 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: Could you see him from where you were standing?
A: I could see his head.
Q: And where was his head?
A: Just above his shoulders.
 
Linux Law:  89 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?
A: He didn't offer me nothing; he just said I could have the furniture.
 
Linux Law:  90 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was
   a victim?
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