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linux: the choice of a GNU generation
(firstname.lastname@example.org put this on Tshirts in '93)
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"Linux: the operating system with a CLUE...
Command Line User Environment".
(seen in a posting in comp.software.testing)
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lp1 on fire
(One of the more obfuscated kernel messages)
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Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
NO (or Linux) is the answer.
(Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown)
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'Mounten' wird fuer drei Dinge benutzt: 'Aufsitzen' auf Pferde, 'einklinken'
von Festplatten in Dateisysteme, und, nun, 'besteigen' beim Sex.
(Christa Keil in a German posting: "Mounting is used for three things:
climbing on a horse, linking in a hard disk unit in data systems, and, well,
mounting during sex".)
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"MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years
of careful development."
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"Never make any mistaeks."
(Anonymous, in a mail discussion about to a kernel bug report.)
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> No manual is ever necessary.
May I politely interject here: BULLSHIT. That's the biggest Apple lie of all!
(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of interfaces.)
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Not me, guy. I read the Bash man page each day like a Jehovah's Witness reads
the Bible. No wait, the Bash man page IS the bible. Excuse me...
(More on confusing aliases, taken from comp.os.linux.misc)
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"Note that if I can get you to "su and say" something just by asking,
you have a very serious security problem on your system and you should
look into it."
(By Paul Vixie, vixie-cron 3.0.1 installation notes)