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We are using Linux daily to UP our productivity - so UP yours!
(Adapted from Pat Paulsen by Joe Sloan)
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We come to bury DOS, not to praise it.
(Paul Vojta, email@example.com, paraphrasing a quote of Shakespeare)
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We use Linux for all our mission-critical applications. Having the source code
means that we are not held hostage by anyone's support department.
(Russell Nelson, President of Crynwr Software)
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"What you end up with, after running an operating system concept through
these many marketing coffee filters, is something not unlike plain hot
(By Matt Welsh)
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What's this script do?
unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep
Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented. Sometimes you're
in a sleeping bag, camping out.
(Contributed by Frans van der Zande.)
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`When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at
you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".'
(By Linus Torvalds)
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"Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX."
(By Stephan Zielinski)
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"Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk ?"
Microsoft spel chekar vor sail, worgs grate !!
(By firstname.lastname@example.org, Felix von Leitner)
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Who wants to remember that escape-x-alt-control-left shift-b puts you into
(Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands, especially
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Why use Windows, since there is a door?
(By email@example.com, Andre Fachat)