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Fortune: 1 - 10 of 256 from Linux Literature

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Linux Literature:  2 of 256

A classic is something that everyone wants to have read
and nobody wants to read.
                -- Mark Twain, "The Disappearance of Literature"
 
Linux Literature:  3 of 256

A horse!  A horse!  My kingdom for a horse!
                -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
 
Linux Literature:  4 of 256

A hundred years from now it is very likely that [of Twain's works] "The
Jumping Frog" alone will be remembered.
                -- Harry Thurston Peck (Editor of "The Bookman"), January 1901.
 
Linux Literature:  5 of 256

A is for Apple.
                -- Hester Pryne
 
Linux Literature:  6 of 256

A kind of Batman of contemporary letters.
                -- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess
 
Linux Literature:  7 of 256

A light wife doth make a heavy husband.
                -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
 
Linux Literature:  8 of 256

        A man was reading The Canterbury Tales one Saturday morning, when his
wife asked "What have you got there?"  Replied he, "Just my cup and Chaucer."
 
Linux Literature:  9 of 256

... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Linux Literature:  10 of 256

A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
        -- by Charles Dickens

        A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place.

The Metamorphosis LITE(tm)
        -- by Franz Kafka

        A man turns into a bug and his family gets annoyed.

Lord of the Rings LITE(tm)
        -- by J.R.R. Tolkien

        Some guys take a long vacation to throw a ring into a volcano.

Hamlet LITE(tm)
        -- by Wm. Shakespeare

        A college student on vacation with family problems, a screwy
        girl-friend and a mother who won't act her age.
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