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Linux Love:  31 of 151

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
                -- Mae West
 
Linux Love:  32 of 151

I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supreme
foolishness.  I no longer thought that.  There's nothing foolish in
loving anyone.  Thinking you'll be loved in return is what's foolish.
                -- Rita Mae Brown
 
Linux Love:  33 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got
to undo it."
 
Linux Love:  34 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."
 
Linux Love:  35 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."
 
Linux Love:  36 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'"
 
Linux Love:  37 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
 
Linux Love:  38 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door."
 
Linux Love:  39 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from
Julian to Gregorian."
 
Linux Love:  40 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static
cling."
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