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Linux Medicing:  48 of 72

Proper treatment will cure a cold in seven days, but left to itself,
a cold will hang on for a week.
                -- Darrell Huff
 
Linux Medicing:  49 of 72

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents'
shortcomings.
                -- Laurence J. Peter, "Peter's Principles"
 
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Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself a therapy.
                -- Karl Kraus

Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
                -- C.G. Jung
 
Linux Medicing:  51 of 72

Psychology.  Mind over matter.  Mind under matter?  It doesn't matter.
Never mind.
 
Linux Medicing:  52 of 72

Pushing 30 is exercise enough.
 
Linux Medicing:  53 of 72

Pushing 40 is exercise enough.
 
Linux Medicing:  54 of 72

Quit worrying about your health.  It'll go away.
                -- Robert Orben
 
Linux Medicing:  55 of 72

Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
 
Linux Medicing:  56 of 72

Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment.
 
Linux Medicing:  57 of 72

Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.
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