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Linux Medicing:  58 of 72

Straw?  No, too stupid a fad.  I put soot on warts.
 
Linux Medicing:  59 of 72

Stress has been pinpointed as a major cause of illness.  To avoid overload
and burnout, keep stress out of your life.  Give it to others instead.  Learn
the "Gaslight" treatment, the "Are you talking to me?" technique, and the
"Do you feel okay?  You look pale." approach.  Start with negotiation and
implication.  Advance to manipulation and humiliation.  Above all, relax
and have a nice day.
 
Linux Medicing:  60 of 72

The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.
 
Linux Medicing:  61 of 72

"... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ..."
                -- Dave Barry
 
Linux Medicing:  62 of 72

"The molars, I'm sure, will be all right, the molars can take care of
themselves," the old man said, no longer to me.  "But what will become
of the bicuspids?"
                -- The Old Man and his Bridge
 
Linux Medicing:  63 of 72

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree
that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
 
Linux Medicing:  64 of 72

The real reason psychology is hard is that psychologists are trying to
do the impossible.
 
Linux Medicing:  65 of 72

The reason they're called wisdom teeth is that the experience makes you wise.
 
Linux Medicing:  66 of 72

The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
 
Linux Medicing:  67 of 72

The trouble with heart disease is that the first symptom is often hard to
deal with: death.
                -- Michael Phelps
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