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Linux Medicing:  54 of 72

Quit worrying about your health.  It'll go away.
                -- Robert Orben
Linux Medicing:  55 of 72

Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
Linux Medicing:  56 of 72

Some people need a good imaginary cure for their painful imaginary ailment.
Linux Medicing:  57 of 72

Sometimes the best medicine is to stop taking something.
Linux Medicing:  58 of 72

Straw?  No, too stupid a fad.  I put soot on warts.
Linux Medicing:  59 of 72

Stress has been pinpointed as a major cause of illness.  To avoid overload
and burnout, keep stress out of your life.  Give it to others instead.  Learn
the "Gaslight" treatment, the "Are you talking to me?" technique, and the
"Do you feel okay?  You look pale." approach.  Start with negotiation and
implication.  Advance to manipulation and humiliation.  Above all, relax
and have a nice day.
Linux Medicing:  60 of 72

The 80's -- when you can't tell hairstyles from chemotherapy.
Linux Medicing:  61 of 72

"... the Mayo Clinic, named after its founder, Dr. Ted Clinic ..."
                -- Dave Barry
Linux Medicing:  62 of 72

"The molars, I'm sure, will be all right, the molars can take care of
themselves," the old man said, no longer to me.  "But what will become
of the bicuspids?"
                -- The Old Man and his Bridge
Linux Medicing:  63 of 72

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree
that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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