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94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.
 
Linux Men Women:  2 of 582

A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.
 
Linux Men Women:  3 of 582

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out
of a divorce.
                -- Don Quinn
 
Linux Men Women:  4 of 582

A bachelor is an unaltared male.
 
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A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty
and a boy for ever.
                -- Helen Rowland
 
Linux Men Women:  6 of 582

A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot
the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
 
Linux Men Women:  7 of 582

A beautiful man is paradise for the eyes, hell for the soul, and
purgatory for the purse.
 
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A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke.
                -- Kipling
 
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A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad.
                -- Emerson
 
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance
of turning around three times before lying down.
                -- Robert Benchley
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