Linux Men Women

I learned to play guitar just to get the girls, and anyone who says they
didn't is just lyin'!
                -- Willie Nelson

I like being single.  I'm always there when I need me.
                -- Art Leo

I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped
Europa.
                -- Marcus Tullius Cicero

I like young girls.  Their stories are shorter.
                -- Tom McGuane

I love being married.  It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
                -- Rita Rudner

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
                -- Walt Disney

        I managed to say, "Sorry," and no more.  I knew that he disliked
me to cry.
        This time he said, watching me, "On some occasions it is better
to weep."
        I put my head down on the table and sobbed, "If only she could come
back; I would be nice."
        Francis said, "You gave her great pleasure always."
        "Oh, not enough."
        "Nobody can give anybody enough."
        "Not ever?"
        "No, not ever.  But one must go on trying."
        "And doesn't one ever value people until they are gone?"
        "Rarely," said Francis.  I went on weeping; I saw how little I had
valued him; how little I had valued anything that was mine.
                -- Pamela Frankau, "The Duchess and the Smugs"

I married beneath me.  All women do.
                -- Lady Nancy Astor

I met a wonderful new man.  He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
                -- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo"

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the
places they do today.
                -- Will Rogers