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Linux Men Women:  211 of 582

I read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic.  To see
the sights I'm never going to visit.
 
Linux Men Women:  212 of 582

I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery.  I insist on
believing that some men are my equals.
                -- Brigid Brophy
 
Linux Men Women:  213 of 582

I respect the institution of marriage.  I have always thought that every
woman should marry -- and no man.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothair"
 
Linux Men Women:  214 of 582

I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then
natural selection reared its ugly head.
 
Linux Men Women:  215 of 582

I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately
anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.
                -- Saki, "Reginald on Worries"
 
Linux Men Women:  216 of 582

I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to
remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after.
                -- Chick
 
Linux Men Women:  217 of 582

I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch "St.
Elsewhere", won't scream, "Forget it, Blanche... It's time for Hee-Haw!"
                -- Berke Breathed, "Bloom County"
 
Linux Men Women:  218 of 582

I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.
                -- Freud
 
Linux Men Women:  219 of 582

I was in a beauty contest one.  I not only came in last, I was hit in
the mouth by Miss Congeniality.
                -- Phyllis Diller
 
Linux Men Women:  220 of 582

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
                -- Chico Marx
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