|Linux Men Women: 211 of 582|
I read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic. To see
the sights I'm never going to visit.
|Linux Men Women: 212 of 582|
I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery. I insist on
believing that some men are my equals.
-- Brigid Brophy
|Linux Men Women: 213 of 582|
I respect the institution of marriage. I have always thought that every
woman should marry -- and no man.
-- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothair"
|Linux Men Women: 214 of 582|
I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then
natural selection reared its ugly head.
|Linux Men Women: 215 of 582|
I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately
anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.
-- Saki, "Reginald on Worries"
|Linux Men Women: 216 of 582|
I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to
remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after.
|Linux Men Women: 217 of 582|
I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch "St.
Elsewhere", won't scream, "Forget it, Blanche... It's time for Hee-Haw!"
-- Berke Breathed, "Bloom County"
|Linux Men Women: 218 of 582|
I want to marry a girl just like the girl that married dear old dad.
|Linux Men Women: 219 of 582|
I was in a beauty contest one. I not only came in last, I was hit in
the mouth by Miss Congeniality.
-- Phyllis Diller
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I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
-- Chico Marx