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Linux Men Women:  241 of 582

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
                -- Anton Chekhov
 
Linux Men Women:  242 of 582

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no
longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
                -- Abigail Van Buren
 
Linux Men Women:  243 of 582

If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.
 
Linux Men Women:  244 of 582

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who
cheats on his wife.
                -- Ann Landers
 
Linux Men Women:  245 of 582

If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty.
Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands.
 
Linux Men Women:  246 of 582

If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front
of my nose.
                -- Lauren Bacall
 
Linux Men Women:  247 of 582

If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman.
                -- Michelet
 
Linux Men Women:  248 of 582

If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate
books.
                -- Alan King
 
Linux Men Women:  249 of 582

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
 
Linux Men Women:  250 of 582

If you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man who wore fur
boots summer and winter, and women fell in love with him.
                -- Anton Chekhov
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