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Linux Men Women:  271 of 582

It takes a smart husband to have the last word and not use it.
 
Linux Men Women:  272 of 582

It was a fine, sweet night, the nicest since my divorce, maybe the nicest
since the middle of my marriage.  There was energy, softness, grace and
laughter.  I even took my socks off.  In my circle, that means class.
                -- Andrew Bergman "The Big Kiss-off of 1944"
 
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It was raining heavily, and the motorist had car trouble on a lonely country
road.  Anxious to find shelter for the night, he walked over to a farmhouse
and knocked on the front door.  No one responded.  He could feel the water
from the roof running down the back of his neck as he stood on the stoop.
The next time he knocked louder, but still no answer.  By now he was soaked
to the skin.  Desperately he pounded on the door.  At last the head of a
man appeared out of an upstairs window.
        "What do you want?" he asked gruffly.
        "My car broke down," said the traveler, "and I want to know if you
would let me stay here for the night."
        "Sure," replied the man. "If you want to stay there all night, it's
okay with me."
 
Linux Men Women:  274 of 582

It wasn't exactly a divorce -- I was traded.
                -- Tim Conway
 
Linux Men Women:  275 of 582

It's a funny thing that when a woman hasn't got anything
on earth to worry about, she goes off and gets married.
 
Linux Men Women:  276 of 582

"It's men like him that give the Y chromosome a bad name."
 
Linux Men Women:  277 of 582

It's not the inital skirt length, it's the upcreep.
 
Linux Men Women:  278 of 582

It's not the men in my life, but the life in my men that counts.
                -- Mae West
 
Linux Men Women:  279 of 582

It's the good girls who keep the diaries, the bad girls never have the time.
                -- Tallulah Bankhead
 
Linux Men Women:  280 of 582

        It's the theory of Jess Birnbaum, of Time magazine, that women with
bad legs should stick to long skirts because they cover a multitude of shins.
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