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Linux Men Women:  31 of 582

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
                -- Helen Rowland
 
Linux Men Women:  32 of 582

A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
                -- Lillian Day
 
Linux Men Women:  33 of 582

A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful woman.

Somewhere, somebody's tired of her.
 
Linux Men Women:  34 of 582

A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after
that begins to bunch them.
                -- Mencken
 
Linux Men Women:  35 of 582

A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend,
who swore how much they were in love.  To quiet the enraged husband, the
lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy.  If I win,
you get a divorce so I can marry her.  If you win, I promise never to see
her again.  Okay?"

"Alright," agreed the husband.  "But how about a quarter a point
on the side to make it interesting?"
 
Linux Men Women:  36 of 582

A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married.  After
that it's cheating.
                -- Yves Montand
 
Linux Men Women:  37 of 582

A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself.
                -- Du Bois
 
Linux Men Women:  38 of 582

A man in love is incomplete until he is married.  Then he is finished.
                -- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Newsweek"
 
Linux Men Women:  39 of 582

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
                -- Brendan Francis
 
Linux Men Women:  40 of 582

A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart,
He sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart.
                -- Richard Thompson
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