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Linux Men Women:  311 of 582

Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover.
But she can never catch him at it.
 
Linux Men Women:  312 of 582

Many husbands go broke on the money their wives save on sales.
 
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Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of
insincerity possible between two human beings.
                -- Vicki Baum
 
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Marriage causes dating problems.
 
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Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.
 
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Marriage is a great institution -- but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
                -- Mae West
 
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Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be
surprised at the large number that re-enlist.
                -- James Garner
 
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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
 
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
                -- Roger Price
 
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Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one
undertakes to become nothing.
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