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The only real argument for marriage is that it remains the best method
for getting acquainted.
-- Heywood Broun
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The only really masterful noise a man makes in a house is the noise
of his key, when he is still on the landing, fumbling for the lock.
|Linux Men Women: 453 of 582|
The perfect man is the true partner. Not a bed partner nor a fun partner,
but a man who will shoulder burdens equally with [you] and possess that
quality of joy.
-- Erica Jong
|Linux Men Women: 454 of 582|
The person who marries for money usually earns every penny of it.
|Linux Men Women: 455 of 582|
The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why
some people feel there is no God.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in
his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on
one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't
take it too seriously.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
|Linux Men Women: 457 of 582|
The six great gifts of an Irish girl are beauty, soft voice, sweet speech,
wisdom, needlework, and chastity.
-- Theodore Roosevelt, 1907
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The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing
-- and then marry him.
|Linux Men Women: 460 of 582|
The truth about a woman often lasts longer than the woman is true.