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Linux Men Women:  481 of 582

There's too much beauty upon this earth for lonely men to bear.
                -- Richard Le Gallienne
 
Linux Men Women:  482 of 582

This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your
bags!  I just won the California lottery!"
        "Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
        "I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out
of the house by dinner!"
 
Linux Men Women:  483 of 582

'Tis more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents.
                -- H.L. Mencken
 
Linux Men Women:  484 of 582

To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand
more from her?  You don't want a rose to sing.
                -- Thackeray
 
Linux Men Women:  485 of 582

To be considered successful, a woman must be much better at her job
than a man would have to be.  Fortunately, this isn't difficult.
 
Linux Men Women:  486 of 582

To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man.
                -- Golda Meir
 
Linux Men Women:  487 of 582

To err is human -- but it feels divine.
                -- Mae West
 
Linux Men Women:  488 of 582

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
                -- Benjamin Franklin
 
Linux Men Women:  489 of 582

To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
                -- St. Augustine
 
Linux Men Women:  490 of 582

To our sweethearts and wives.  May they never meet.
                -- 19th century toast
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