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There's too much beauty upon this earth for lonely men to bear.
-- Richard Le Gallienne
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This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your
bags! I just won the California lottery!"
"Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
"I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out
of the house by dinner!"
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'Tis more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents.
-- H.L. Mencken
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To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand
more from her? You don't want a rose to sing.
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To be considered successful, a woman must be much better at her job
than a man would have to be. Fortunately, this isn't difficult.
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To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man.
-- Golda Meir
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To err is human -- but it feels divine.
-- Mae West
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To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
-- Benjamin Franklin
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To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
-- St. Augustine
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To our sweethearts and wives. May they never meet.
-- 19th century toast