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Linux Men Women:  511 of 582

When a girl can read the handwriting on the wall, she may be in the wrong
rest room.
 
Linux Men Women:  512 of 582

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the
inattentions of one.
                -- Helen Rowland
 
Linux Men Women:  513 of 582

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
                -- Sacha Guitry
 
Linux Men Women:  514 of 582

When a woman gives me a present I have always two surprises:
first is the present, and afterward, having to pay for it.
                -- Donnay
 
Linux Men Women:  515 of 582

When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife.
                -- Oscar Wilde
 
Linux Men Women:  516 of 582

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never
tried before.
                -- Mae West, "Klondike Annie"
 
Linux Men Women:  517 of 582

When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it.
                -- Charles Merrill Smith
 
Linux Men Women:  518 of 582

When God saw how faulty was man He tried again and made woman.  As to
why he then stopped there are two opinions.  One of them is woman's.
                -- DeGourmont
 
Linux Men Women:  519 of 582

When I was a young man, I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal
woman.  Well, I found her -- but alas, she was waiting for the ideal man.
                -- Robert Schuman
 
Linux Men Women:  520 of 582

When I'm good, I'm great; but when I'm bad, I'm better.
                -- Mae West
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