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Linux Men Women:  301 of 582

Lots of girls can be had for a song.  Unfortunately, it often turns out to
be the wedding march.
 
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Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real
with the ideal never goes unpunished.
                -- Goethe
 
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Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
                -- Dr. Karl Bowman
 
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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
                -- H.L. Mencken
 
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Love makes fools, marriage cuckolds, and patriotism malevolent imbeciles.
                -- Paul Leautaud, "Passe-temps"
 
Linux Men Women:  306 of 582

Macho does not prove mucho.
                -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
 
Linux Men Women:  307 of 582

Man and wife make one fool.
 
Linux Men Women:  308 of 582

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would
not have chosen a suit by it.
                -- Maurice Chevalier
 
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Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the
whole girl.
                -- Stephen Leacock
 
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Many a man who thinks he's going on a maiden voyage with
a woman finds out later that it was just a shake-down cruise.
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