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I exist, therefore I am paid.
 
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I fear explanations explanatory of things explained.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  196 of 644

I feel sorry for your brain... all alone in that great big head...
 
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"I found out why my car was humming.  It had forgotten the words."
 
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I hate quotations.
                -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
 
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I hate trolls.  Maybe I could metamorph it into something else -- like a
ravenous, two-headed, fire-breathing dragon.
                -- Willow
 
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I have a terrible headache,  I was putting on toilet water and the lid fell.
 
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I have become me without my consent.
 
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I have more hit points that you can possible imagine.
 
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I have seen the Great Pretender and he is not what he seems.
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