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Did I say 2? I lied.
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Did it ever occur to you that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Or that we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Did you hear about the model who sat on a broken bottle and cut a nice figure?
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Did you know ...
That no-one ever reads these things?
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"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a
conventional thing to happen to him."
-- John Barrymore's dying words
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Dignity is like a flag. It flaps in a storm.
-- Roy Mengot
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Dime is money.
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Do not underestimate the power of the Force.
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Do not use that foreign word "ideals". We have that excellent native
word "lies".
-- Henrik Ibsen, "The Wild Duck"
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Do people know you have freckles everywhere?
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