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Linux Miscellaneous:  11 of 644

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature
replaces it with.
                -- Tennessee Williams
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  12 of 644

        A young girl, Carmen Cohen, was called by her last name by her father,
and her first name by her mother.  By the time she was ten, didn't know if she
was Carmen or Cohen.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  13 of 644

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
                -- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  14 of 644

Adults die young.
 
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African violet:         Such worth is rare
Apple blossom:          Preference
Bachelor's button:      Celibacy
Bay leaf:               I change but in death
Camelia:                Reflected loveliness
Chrysanthemum, red:     I love
Chrysanthemum, white:   Truth
Chrysanthemum, other:   Slighted love
Clover:                 Be mine
Crocus:                 Abuse not
Daffodil:               Innocence
Forget-me-not:          True love
Fuchsia:                Fast
Gardenia:               Secret, untold love
Honeysuckle:            Bonds of love
Ivy:                    Friendship, fidelity, marriage
Jasmine:                Amiablity, transports of joy, sensuality
Leaves (dead):          Melancholy
Lilac:                  Youthful innocence
Lilly:                  Purity, sweetness
Lilly of the valley:    Return of happiness
Magnolia:               Dignity, perseverance
        * An upside-down blossom reverses the meaning.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  16 of 644

Age is a tyrant who forbids, at the penalty of life, all the pleasures of youth.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  17 of 644

Agree with them now, it will save so much time.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  18 of 644

Ah, the Tsar's bazaar's bizarre beaux-arts!
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  19 of 644

Ahhhhhh... the smell of cuprinol and mahogany.  It excites me to...
acts of passion... acts of... ineptitude.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  20 of 644

All phone calls are obscene.
                -- Karen Elizabeth Gordon
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