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"Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun."
                -- Jeff Berner
 
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Editing is a rewording activity.
 
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Eggheads unite!  You have nothing to lose but your yolks.
                -- Adlai Stevenson
 
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Events are not affected, they develop.
                -- Sri Aurobindo
 
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Ever wonder why fire engines are red?

Because newspapers are read too.
Two and Two is four.
Four and four is eight.
Eight and four is twelve.
There are twelve inches in a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ruler.
Queen Mary was a ship.
Ships sail the sea.
There are fishes in the sea.
Fishes have fins.
The Finns fought the Russians.
Russians are red.
Fire engines are always rush'n.
Therefore fire engines are red.
 
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Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.
 
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Every day it's the same thing -- variety.  I want something different.
 
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Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.
 
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Every time you manage to close the door on Reality, it comes in through the
window.
 
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Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
                -- Beckett
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