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Linux Miscellaneous:  131 of 644

Forest fires cause Smokey Bears.
 
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Fortune's graffito of the week (or maybe even month):

                Don't Write On Walls!

                   (and underneath)

                You want I should type?
 
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Fortune's Office Door Sign of the Week:

        Incorrigible punster -- Do not incorrige.
 
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        "Found it," the Mouse replied rather crossly: "of course you know
what 'it' means."
        "I know what 'it' means well enough, when I find a thing," said the
Duck: "it's generally a frog or a worm.  The question is, what did the
archbishop find?"
 
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From a certain point onward there is no longer any turning back.
That is the point that must be reached.
                -- F. Kafka
 
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Furious activity is no substitute for understanding.
                -- H.H. Williams
 
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General notions are generally wrong.
                -- Lady M.W. Montagu
 
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Give me a Plumber's friend the size of the Pittsburgh dome, and a place
to stand, and I will drain the world.
 
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GIVE UP!!!!
 
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Given my druthers, I'd druther not.
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