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Linux Miscellaneous:  161 of 644

Have you noticed that all you need to grow healthy, vigorous grass is a
crack in your sidewalk?
 
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"He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all directions."
 
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He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
 
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Hedonist for hire... no job too easy!
 
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Help a swallow land at Capistrano.
 
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Help stamp out and abolish redundancy and repetition.
 
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HELP!  Man trapped in a human body!
 
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HELP!  MY TYPEWRITER IS BROKEN!
                -- E. E. CUMMINGS
 
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Here there be tygers.
 
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"His eyes were cold.  As cold as the bitter winter snow that was falling
outside.  Yes, cold and therefore difficult to chew..."
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