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I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not so sure.
 
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I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance.
 
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
 
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I want to reach your mind -- where is it currently located?
 
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I will always love the false image I had of you.
 
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I will make you shorter by the head.
                -- Elizabeth I
 
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I will never lie to you.
 
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I will not forget you.
 
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I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!
 
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I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly.
                -- John Denver

[I saw an eagle fly once.  Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy.  Ed.]
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