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If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
 
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If God is One, what is bad?
                -- Charles Manson
 
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If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive!
                -- Samuel Goldwyn
 
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If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture.
 
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If I love you, what business is it of yours?
                -- Johann van Goethe
 
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If it doesn't smell yet, it's pretty fresh.
                -- Dave Johnson, on dead seagulls
 
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If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
 
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If it wasn't so warm out today, it would be cooler.
 
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If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
 
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If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
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