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If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?
 
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If life isn't what you wanted, have you asked for anything else?
 
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If rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
 
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If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?
        -- Robert Moses
 
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If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something
to do with a shortage of flowers.
                -- Doug Larson

        [Not to mention, butterfly would be flutterby. Ed.]
 
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If the future isn't what it used to be, does that mean that the past
is subject to change in times to come?
 
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If the grass is greener on other side of fence, consider what may be
fertilizing it.
 
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If the meanings of "true" and "false" were switched, then this sentence
would not be false.
 
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If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances
are 50-50 it will.
 
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
                -- Art Hoppe
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