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Linux Miscellaneous:  31 of 644

Are we not men?
 
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As Zeus said to Narcissus, "Watch yourself."
 
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Avec!
 
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BAD CRAZINESS, MAN!!!
 
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Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the
floor -- especially in the dark.
 
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Batteries not included.
 
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BE ALERT!!!! (The world needs more lerts...)
 
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BE ALOOF!  (There has been a recent population explosion of lerts.)
 
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Before I knew the best part of my life had come, it had gone.
 
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Being frustrated is disagreeable, but the real disasters in life begin
when you get what you want.
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