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It would save me a lot of time if you just gave up and went mad now.
 
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It'll be a nice world if they ever get it finished.
 
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It's a .88 magnum -- it goes through schools.
                -- Danny Vermin
 
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It's amazing how much better you feel once you've given up hope.
 
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's the landing.
 
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It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth
have both failed.
                -- Kim Hubbard
 
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Joe's sister puts spaghetti in her shoes!
 
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Join the march to save individuality!
 
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Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed.
                -- Irene Peter
 
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Just give Alice some pencils and she will stay busy for hours.
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