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Kilroe hic erat!
 
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Kiss me twice.  I'm schizophrenic.
 
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Kissing a fish is like smoking a bicycle.
 
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Knocked, you weren't in.
                -- Opportunity
 
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Know what I hate most?  Rhetorical questions.
                -- Henry N. Camp
 
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L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.
                -- L. Pasteur
 
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La-dee-dee, la-dee-dah.
 
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Lake Erie died for your sins.
 
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Language is a virus from another planet.
        -- William Burroughs
 
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Laughing at you is like drop kicking a wounded humming bird.
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