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Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!"
 
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Lost interest?  It's so bad I've lost apathy.
 
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Love the sea?  I dote upon it -- from the beach.
 
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Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.
                -- Russell Banks
 
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Madness takes its toll.
 
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Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.
 
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Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
 
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Man who sleep in beer keg wake up sticky.
 
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Marigold:               Jealousy
Mint:                   Virute
Orange blossom:         Your purity equals your loveliness
Orchid:                 Beauty, magnificence
Pansy:                  Thoughts
Peach blossom:          I am your captive
Petunia:                Your presence soothes me
Poppy:                  Sleep
Rose, any color:        Love
Rose, deep red:         Bashful shame
Rose, single, pink:     Simplicity
Rose, thornless, any:   Early attachment
Rose, white:            I am worthy of you
Rose, yellow:           Decrease of love, rise of jealousy
Rosebud, white:         Girlhood, and a heart ignorant of love
Rosemary:               Remembrance
Sunflower:              Haughtiness
Tulip, red:             Declaration of love
Tulip, yellow:          Hopeless love
Violet, blue:           Faithfulness
Violet, white:          Modesty
Zinnia:                 Thoughts of absent friends
        * An upside-down blossom reverses the meaning.
 
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May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheesy lounge-lizard
versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.
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