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Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!"
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Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apathy.
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Love the sea? I dote upon it -- from the beach.
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Luck can't last a lifetime, unless you die young.
-- Russell Banks
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Madness takes its toll.
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Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.
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Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
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Man who sleep in beer keg wake up sticky.
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Orange blossom: Your purity equals your loveliness
Orchid: Beauty, magnificence
Peach blossom: I am your captive
Petunia: Your presence soothes me
Rose, any color: Love
Rose, deep red: Bashful shame
Rose, single, pink: Simplicity
Rose, thornless, any: Early attachment
Rose, white: I am worthy of you
Rose, yellow: Decrease of love, rise of jealousy
Rosebud, white: Girlhood, and a heart ignorant of love
Tulip, red: Declaration of love
Tulip, yellow: Hopeless love
Violet, blue: Faithfulness
Violet, white: Modesty
Zinnia: Thoughts of absent friends
* An upside-down blossom reverses the meaning.
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May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheesy lounge-lizard
versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.