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May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.
 
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
 
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May your camel be as swift as the wind.
 
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May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a
Thousand Caramels.
 
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Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?
 
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Memory should be the starting point of the present.
 
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Mene, mene, tekel, upharsen.
 
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Metermaids eat their young.
 
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Microbiology Lab:  Staph Only!
 
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Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.
        -- Jean Cocteau
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