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Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
                -- Arnold Bennett
 
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Mount St. Helens should have used earth control.
 
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Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people.
 
Linux Miscellaneous:  380 of 644

My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my
life there.
 
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My, how you've changed since I've changed.
 
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'Naomi, sex at noon taxes.' I moan.
Never odd or even.
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.
Madam, I'm Adam.
Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
Sit on Otis.
                -- The Mad Palindromist
 
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Never be afraid to tell the world who you are.
                -- Anonymous
 
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Never use "etc." -- it makes people think there is more where there is not
or that there is not space to list it all, etc.
 
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Never volunteer for anything.
                -- Lackland
 
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New members are urgently needed in the Society for Prevention of
Cruelty to Yourself.  Apply within.
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