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Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's time to get up.
 
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Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.
                -- Michel de Montaigne
 
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Nothing is so often irretrievably missed as a daily opportunity.
                -- Ebner-Eschenbach
 
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Nothing lasts forever.
Where do I find nothing?
 
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NOTICE:

-- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY --

(The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.)
 
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Now there's a violent movie titled, "The Croquet Homicide," or "Murder
With Mallets Aforethought."
                -- Shelby Friedman, WSJ.
 
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Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
 
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O imitators, you slavish herd!
                -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)
 
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O.K., fine.
 
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Odets, where is thy sting?
                -- George S. Kaufman
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