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Oh yeah?  Well, I remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean.
 
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Oh, well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.
 
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Oh, wow!  Look at the moon!
 
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Once I finally figured out all of life's answers, they changed the questions.
 
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Onward through the fog.
 
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Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
 
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Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
 
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Our problems are so serious that the best way to talk about them is
lightheartedly.
 
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Over the years, I've developed my sense of deja vu so acutely that now
I can remember things that *have* happened before ...
 
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Paranoid Club meeting this Friday.  Now ... just try to find out where!
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