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But like the Good Book says... There's BIGGER DEALS to come!
 
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By perseverance the snail reached the Ark.
                -- Charles Spurgeon
 
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CF&C stole it, fair and square.
                -- Tim Hahn
 
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        Chapter VIII

Due to the convergence of forces beyond his comprehension, Salvatore
Quanucci was suddenly squirted out of the universe like a watermelon
seed, and never heard from again.
 
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
 
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Confucius say too much.
                -- Recent Chinese Proverb
 
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Congratulations are in order for Tom Reid.

He says he just found out he is the winner of the 2021 Psychic of the
Year award.
 
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Culture is the habit of being pleased with the best and knowing why.
 
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Custer committed Siouxicide.
 
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"Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches!"
                -- Mom
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