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The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its message and then
disappears.
 
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The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom
whereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the contrary, nohow.
 
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The important thing to remember about walking on eggs is not to hop.
 
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        "The jig's up, Elman."
        "Which jig?"
                -- Jeff Elman
 
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The Killer Ducks are coming!!!
 
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The last person who said that (God rest his soul) lived to regret it.
 
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The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
 
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The Martian Canals were clearly the Martian's last ditch effort!
 
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The mosquito exists to keep the mighty humble.
 
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The most important things, each person must do for himself.
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