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What!?  Me worry?
                -- Alfred E. Newman
 
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What's all this brouhaha?
 
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What's so funny?
 
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"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"
                -- The Doctor
 
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Whatever became of eternal truth?
 
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When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!
 
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When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
 
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When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?
 
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When does later become never?
 
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When eating an elephant take one bite at a time.
                -- Gen. C. Abrams
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