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You can cage a swallow, can't you,
        but you can't swallow a cage, can you?
Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy,
        finds boy eyeing bikini on bathing girl.
A man, a plan, a canal -- Panama!
                -- The Palindromist
 
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You can get there from here, but why on earth would you want to?
 
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        "You've got to think about tomorrow!"
        "TOMORROW!  I haven't even prepared for *yesterday* yet!"
 
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Zeus gave Leda the bird.
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