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Dreams are free, but there's a small charge for alterations.
 
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Drop that pickle!
 
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Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past.
                -- The Adventurer
 
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Duckies are fun!
 
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Ducks?  What ducks??
 
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Dungeons and Dragons is just a lot of Saxon Violence.
 
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        During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.  She had
him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon.
        In another fight, the wife decked him with a heavy glass pitcher.
She's a women who conks to stupor.
 
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Dyslexia means never having to say that you're ysror.
 
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Dyslexics have more fnu.
 
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DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!
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