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Win98 error 001: Unexpected condition: booted without crashing.
 

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Win98 error 002: Insufficient diskspace. You need at least 300 GB free memory.
 

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Win98 error 003: Illegal ASM instruction. If your modem worked properly, the
FBI would have been called.
 

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Win NT error 001: Error recording error codes. All further errors not
displayed.
 

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Win98 error 004: Virus activated from DOS Prompt - but the virus requires
Windows. Your system will be rebooted for the Virus to take effect. [ OK ]
 

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Win98 error 005: Mouse not found. Click left mouse button on ok to continue.
 

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Win98 error 006: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
 

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Win98 error 007: Fatal error: unforseeable condition: Your system has booted
without crashing. Shutting down to compensate.
 

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Win98 error 008: Illegal copies of Microsoft software found on harddisk, and
the modem didn't respond to our attempts to call the FBI.
 

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Win98 errors 019-999: Reserved for future use; presently used only to occupy
49.3 MB diskspace.
 

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