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Linux Ms Fortunes:  75 of 133

Windows 99 has been released! (PC Magazine, April 2013)
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  76 of 133

Windows 98 is guaranteed to make your system 98% slower.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  77 of 133

The Windows 98 CD-ROM makes an excellent skeet shoot target.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  78 of 133

Downgrade your system for only 89 dollars! Install Windows!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  79 of 133

Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows 98!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  80 of 133

Windows NT Performance, on the next "In Search Of"
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  81 of 133

Windows NT: Only 64 megs needed to play Minesweeper!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  82 of 133

Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  83 of 133

The package said "requires Microsoft Windows 95 or better" - I don't
understand why it doesn't work on my pocket calculator!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  84 of 133

The sad thing about Windows bashing is that it's all true.
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