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WinNT error 002: Out of memory - you have only 536,870,912 bytes of free RAM.
 
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WinNT error 003: FPU error - enter any 11 digit prime number to continue.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  13 of 133

Hiroshima '45, Tschernobyl '86, Windows '98
 
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Sbelling chequed wyth MICROSOFT SPELLCHECKER - vorgs grate!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  15 of 133

It's Windows 95 rather than Windows 4.0 because starting 1995, the
government requires a decay date on software.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  16 of 133

Computers have a lot in common with air conditioners:
Once you open WINDOWS, they stop working properly.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  17 of 133

Windows 98 is like a gun - unless it's loaded, it's harmless.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  18 of 133

Customer: "I've just installed Windows 98..."
Tech Support: "And?"
Customer: "The computer stopped working."
Tech Support: "You already said that..."
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  19 of 133

The ultimate Windows 98 keyboard: Ctrl, Alt + Del on one big key!
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because 98 is the number of bugs occurring right after
inserting the CD.
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