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Time out error: Operator fell asleep while waiting for Windows NT to complete
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Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! My Windows 98 hasn't crashed for
2 hours, 43 minutes and 9 seconds!!!
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Quick! Call Guiness book of world records! Windows NT has been running for
2 days without crashing!
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Windows found - Remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K (M)ake it so
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Is that a 286 or are you just running Windows?
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Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were playing a friendly game of Frisbee at the Gates
estate on the shore of Lake Washington. At one point, Bill accidentally sends
the Frisbee over Steve's head, and the Frisbee lands in the lake. Steve walks
out onto the surface of the lake and retrieves the Frisbee.
The next day the newspapers report:
Gates' Throw Exceeds Expectations
Apple CEO Unable to Swim
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Q: How do you fix all Windows bugs at once?
A: Type DELTREE C:WINDOWS
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Q: What is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?
A: One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information
and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.
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Q: What's the difference between Windows 95 and a highly destructive virus?
A: About 300 MB of hard disk space.
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Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one
to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried
reinstalling it?" and the last one to say "It must be your hardware because
the light bulb in our office works fine..."