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If Microsoft built cars, your car would frequently die on the freeway for
no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

Occasionally also, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and
fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you
would accept this too.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  122 of 133

If Microsoft built cars, you could only have one person in the car at a
time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy
more seats.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  123 of 133

If Microsoft built cars, the Linux community would make a car that was powered
by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, and
available freely - but only 5 percent of the people would use it.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  124 of 133

If Microsoft built cars, the Linux car owners would get expensive
Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much
slower.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  125 of 133

If Microsoft built cars, the oil, gas, and alternator warning lights would
be replaced by a single "general car fault" warning light.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  126 of 133

If Microsoft built cars, seats would force everyone to have the same size
butt.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  127 of 133

If Microsoft built cars, the airbag system would say "are you sure?"
before going off.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  128 of 133

If Microsoft built cars, If you were involved in a crash, you would have
no idea what happened.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  129 of 133

If Microsoft built cars, you would have to press the "Start" button to turn
them off.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  130 of 133

Microsoft's biggest and most dangerous  contribution to the software
industry may be the degree to which it has lowered user expectations.
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