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Win98 is called Win98 because 98 bugs have been added since the last version
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because after the system crashed 98 times, you have to
reinstall.
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because you need 98 MB RAM to install it.
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because no matter how fast your computer is, Windoze
will use up 98% of the system resources for itself.
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because it is 98% slower than Linux.
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because there is a 98% probability that it will crash
during installation
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because it will take 98 years until the next version
will be released - it was announced for 1999...
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of the code is untested
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of all hardware components will need
driver updates.
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because 98% of all hardware components will NEVER have
WDM-drivers
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