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Win98 is called Win98 because you need to update at least 98% of your
hardware before it can be installed
 
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Win98 is called Win98 because it is about as stable and flexible as Linux
0.0.98 (or at least, Microsoft claims it is)
 
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The difference between Microsoft and 'Jurassic Parc':
In one, a mad businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be
extinct.
The other is a film.
 
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Windows 98 - the operating system of world records!
100 million sold copies, 200 million installed copies,
200 billion crashes.
 
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New Microsoft PnP documents released: http://www.microsoft.eu.org/PnP.html
 
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Microsoft's website has moved: http://www.microsoft.eu.org/
 
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Windows 98 is *NOT* a virus - viruses are small and efficient.
 
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286 emulator for Pentium II released: It's called Windows NT.
 
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Windows - what do you want to crash today?
 
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System Error - Virus 'MS-WINDOWS' found!! Erase [Y/Y]?
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