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Linux Ms Fortunes:  5 of 133

Win98 error 004: Virus activated from DOS Prompt - but the virus requires
Windows. Your system will be rebooted for the Virus to take effect. [ OK ]
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  6 of 133

Win98 error 005: Mouse not found. Click left mouse button on ok to continue.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  7 of 133

Win98 error 006: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  8 of 133

Win98 error 007: Fatal error: unforseeable condition: Your system has booted
without crashing. Shutting down to compensate.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  9 of 133

Win98 error 008: Illegal copies of Microsoft software found on harddisk, and
the modem didn't respond to our attempts to call the FBI.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  10 of 133

Win98 errors 019-999: Reserved for future use; presently used only to occupy
49.3 MB diskspace.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  11 of 133

WinNT error 002: Out of memory - you have only 536,870,912 bytes of free RAM.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  12 of 133

WinNT error 003: FPU error - enter any 11 digit prime number to continue.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  13 of 133

Hiroshima '45, Tschernobyl '86, Windows '98
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  14 of 133

Sbelling chequed wyth MICROSOFT SPELLCHECKER - vorgs grate!
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