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Windows 98 supports real multitasking! It can boot and crash simultaneously!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  42 of 133

Windows 98: Not Plug & Play, but Bug & Pay!
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  43 of 133

Win98 error 009: Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  44 of 133

Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take
effect. Reboot now? [ OK ]
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  45 of 133

Do you remember when you only had to pay for windows when *you* broke them?
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  46 of 133

Microsoft should switch to the vacuum cleaner business where people actually
want products that suck.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  47 of 133

The first time Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is when they
start making vacuum cleaners.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  48 of 133

NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Not Trustworthy".
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  49 of 133

NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "Not Tested".
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  50 of 133

NT (as in Windows NT) is short for "No Thanks".
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